ghost of a post

this is a fun survey I took a long time ago. Enjoy my attempt at humor
"the following events occur on Monday, December 31, 2007 11:49 PM
these events are in real time"- Jack Bauer
funny survey
Current mood:i want my battleship and taco
1. Did anyone see you kiss the last person you kissed?
yes. it was quite obvious (see previous post)
2. When you have a drink, do you stop if you're walking, to drink it?
heck no techno. im a robot, we dont needa stop fo nutin
3. Do you believe that if you want something bad enough you'll get it?
no! whatever dude who made the question! that just makes you way disgruntled when you dont get it!
>:(
4. Have you ever kissed someone in a vehicle?
yes
5. Have you ever snuck out of your house?
everytime i leave it!... i am a splinter cell agent
6. Kill or Be killed?
kill
7. Break someones heart or have your heart broken?
dude, heart breaks are jerks! and heart breaking just makes uuu a jerk so neitha. how about a peace treaty,
or a handle with care, this side up sticker
8. What did you do today?
pushed my outofgas car to the gas station... = adventure!
9. Do you like someone right this second?
OH! Spontaneuity! or howevs you spell it! uh, yeah for sure... oh wait, it just changed... AGAIN
10. Would you ever get a tattoo?
maybe of a picture of my skin... so then i would say, "yeah fo sho i got a tat... check it out, it matches my skin!"
11. What was the last thing you ate?
a ciproflaxine pill for my pneumonia
12. Are you a morning person or a night person?
night. nuff sed
14. Do you know anyone who has gotten an abortion?
your mom maybe
16. Do you like to spend time with people?
i like to earn and save time with interest, that way, later on, i can spend it all at once
17. Are you hungry?
are you cool? no
18. Are you a forgiving person?
my middle name is forgi...(robert) yeah i guess i am
19. When was the last time you did the dishes?
at my cousins house when there was a crusty noodle on my spoon (gross)
20. Are you talking to anyone while doing this?
chuck norris, and my sister
21. Do you want a relationship right now?
i want a battleship
22. What are you about to do?
answer this question. oh wait... done
23. Have you ever thought someone died, when they really didn't?
heck i thought i died once but then i was like "here i am". and i almost believed the media... Tupac lives!
24. If you had a power, what would it be?
to control gravity. that would be tight
25. Your name plus ness?
ryan
26. Feelings at the moment?
gruntled and cheerful (i want my battleship!)
27. Done anything you regret so far in life?
i was just chewing on my arm skin, and i pulled those itty bitty hairs out... OUCH
29. Where are you right now?
everywhere... look around
31. What are you scared of?
im afraid of... hmm... Definitely zombie/undead thingies (= not cool dude) ((unless i have a cricket bat))(((or an assault rifle)))((((and a water bottle for thirst))))
32. Who was your first love?
soft serve ice-cream machine at cross country camp
33. Last movie you watched?
Ben Hur...(33.5 last time you'll ever watch it? yes)
34. Last song you sang out loud?
"im a little teapot"
we had an awesome dance party with it on friday night
35. Are you thinking of someone right now?
yes
36. Who is the last person you talked to on the phone?
K dub
(kathy west)
37. Last thing you downloaded on your computer?
Bet on it - zac efron(troy) - high school musical 2 soundtrack
38. Have you changed much this year?
yeah fresh set of clothes every day
42. Where was the last place you went besides where you are?
stupid gas station after i ran outta gas
43. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celeb?
lucas grebeel
uhmmm..eww!
44. Do you speak any other language?
thank you telemundo 22!
45. Do you dress for style or comfort?
survival
46. Name someone with the same b-day as you?
CHEL - C (boat) rYder
47. Ever had a drunken night in Mexico?
in one of my dreams i went to mexico to get a taco... but thats about it...
it was a pretty cool place
48. What's the craziest thing you've done?
one time i painted myself black in canada and ran amuck through the town...
never stopped... then got WAY, i mean WAY sick
im talkin blowing chunks allll over the family reunion and hotel suite
50. What is your favorite Michael Jackson song?
beat it
51. What are you looking forward to this summer?
road trip to mexico to get my taco!
52. Last time you smiled?
i rarely dont smile
53. If you could choose any career what would you do?
professional sock wearer
socks are comfy
edited for content! :) - not really